Monday, 2 April 2012

Desi Jokes

Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,
I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai..

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‎7 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:
Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho kya ye rape kar sakta hai?"
Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!

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Pati-Jaan aj Mood Ho raha H
Wife-Na Aaj Nahi
Pati-Aa jao Yaar
Wife-Nahi
Child-papa rape kr lo Ya Mutth Mar K So Jao
Bakchodi mat karo,Subah school jana hai!

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lady Do TARAH ki Goli DENA
Ek To2MAHINEY Tak Pregnancy Na Ho &Ek 2MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho
Chemist- aise kyu?lady-Qki 2 MAHINE K LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi HU

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Ladki job ke liye interview dene gayi
Boss: Woh kya hai jis ke 2 wheel hote hai?
GIRL: Motor Cycle
Boss: nahi, Honda Motor Cycle
BOSS: woh kya hai jis ke 4 wheel hote hain?
Girl: Car
BOSS: No, Toyota car.
Girl gusse se: "ab mere sawaal ka jawaab do
"Aagey bhi baal peeche bhi baal beech mein Suraakh ?"
BOSS: "choot" ?
Girl: "NAHI TERI MAA KI CHOOT" ! :D :P

2 comments:

  1. hhhhhhh...
    vry nice collection

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  2. Great non veg jokes and sms collection
    Boy said 2 girl: "aa mere dil me aaja"
    Girl replies: "chappal utaru kya?"
    boy :chal pagli! ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja
    non veg jokes and sms collection
    http://www.mobile-masti.com/mobile-sms/non-veg-sms.html

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